Fidelity Fiduciary Bank — Mary Poppins

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank -- Mary Poppins

If you invest your tuppence
Wisely in the bank
Safe and sound
Soon that tuppence
Safely invested in the bank
Will compound

And you’ll achieve
That sense of conquest
As your affluence expands
In the hands of the directors
Who invest as propriety demands

You see, Michael, you’ll be part of
Railways through Africa
Dams across the Nile
Fleets of ocean greyhounds
Majestic, self-amortizing canals
Plantations of ripening tea

All from tuppence, prudently
Fruitfully, frugally invested
In the, to be specific
In the Dawes, Tomes,
Mousely, Grubbs
Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!

Now, Michael, when you deposit
Tuppence in a bank account
Soon you’ll see
That it blooms into credit

Of a generous amount
And you’ll achieve that sense of stature
As your influence expands
To the high financial strata
That established credit now commands

You can purchase first and
Second trust deeds
Think of the foreclosures!
Bonds! Chattels! Dividends! Shares!
Bankruptcies! Debtor sales!

All manner of private enterprise!
Shipyards! The mercantile!
Collieries! Tanneries!
Incorporations! Amalgamations! Banks!

You see, Michael, tuppence
Patiently, cautiously
Trustingly invested
In the, to be specific,
In the Dawes, Tomes,
Mousely, Grubbs
Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!

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Brian V. Lee provides bankruptcy, foreclosure defense, business turnaround, and litigation services to clients in the District of Columbia, Virginia, and Maryland. Brian was the Washington, D.C. state chair of the National Association of Consumer Bankruptcy Attorneys from 2016 to 2018.