Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all, cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut-priced person
In a low-budget land
Times are hard, but we’ll all survive
I just gotta learn to economize
I’m on a low budget
I’m on a low budget
I’m not cheap, you’ll understand
I’m just a cut-price person in low-budget land
Excuse my shoes, they don’t quite fit
They’re a special offer, and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn’t complain
They squeeze me so tight so I can’t take no more
They’re a size 28 but I take 34
I’m on a low budget
What did you say?
Yeah, I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut-price person in a low-budget land
I’m shopping at Woolworth and low-discount stores
I’m dropping my standards so that I can buy more
Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
We’re all on our uppers we’re all goin’ skin
I used to suck cigars, but now, I suck Polo mints
I’m on a low budget
What did you say?
Yeah, I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut-price person in low-budget land
I’m on a low budget
Art takes time, time is money
Money’s scarce, and that ain’t funny
Millionaires are things of the past
We’re in low-budgetville
Where nothing can last
Money’s rare there’s none to be found
So don’t think that I’m tight if I don’t buy a round
I’m on a low budget
What did you say?
Yes, I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut-price person in low-budget land
I’m on a low budget
Say it again
Low budget
One more time
Low budget
