Buy Me a Boat — Chris Janson

I ain’t rich, but I damn sure wanna be
Working like a dog all day ain’t working for me
I wish I had a rich uncle that’d kick the bucket
And I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett
I know everybody says
Money can’t buy happiness

But it could buy me a boat
It could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110
Iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say
Money can’t buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat

They call me redneck
White trash and blue collar
But I could change all that
If I had a couple million dollars
I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil
And you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle
I’m sure that’s probably true
But it still sounds pretty cool

‘Cause it could buy me a boat
It could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110
Iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say
Money can’t buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat

To float down on the water with a beer
I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sitting’ on a hundred mil
Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel

And it could buy me a boat
It could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110
Iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say
Money can’t buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat

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Jonathan Archer is an editorial contributor to Lee Legal. He is currently pursuing a degree in international relations and lives in Alexandria, Virginia.