Christmas Cash — Fred Figglehorn

Christmas Cash — Fred Figglehorn

You know my Mom is always getting me
Really weird Christmas presents
I mean, doesn’t she know what I really want
(Well you never told me!) (Cash!)
Turtle necks? Thanks, but no thanks! (Cash!)
I don’t want any of that stuff
You know what I’m saying

Don’t need no video games
They only fry your brain
Don’t want a squirrel shaver
Got enough stuff
Don’t need back acne cream
Or any fried beans
No MP3 player
I don’t want much

Nothing too fancy
One thing I like
If you really want to know
You don’t have to ask me
I can make it easy for you
All I want for Christmas is

Cash, cash, money, money, money, money
I need it. Cash!

All I really want is cash
Cash, cash, money, money, money, money
You don’t even have to wrap it
You know just what I need

Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Hard cash, Christmas cash

Don’t need a cell phone
Can call myself at home
Don’t buy me clothes
I only need my one shirt
It’s good enough for me
Don’t need no wart remover
Electric train or scooter
Instead of shopping
Let me save you the work
Just trying to be nice

Nothing too fancy
One thing I like
If you really want to know
You don’t have to ask me
I can make it easy for you
All I want for Christmas is

Cash, cash, money, money, money, money
I need it. Cash!

All I really want is cash
Cash, cash, money, money, money, money
You don’t even have to wrap it
You know just what I need

Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, yeah, I’m rich

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Brian V. Lee provides bankruptcy, foreclosure defense, business turnaround, and litigation services to clients in the District of Columbia, Virginia, and Maryland. Brian was the Washington, D.C. state chair of the National Association of Consumer Bankruptcy Attorneys from 2016 to 2018.