Jonathan Archer
About Jonathan Archer
Jonathan Archer is an editorial contributor to Lee Legal. He is currently pursuing a degree in international relations and lives in Alexandria, Virginia.

Marry for Money — Trace Adkins

June 9, 2019 Jonathan Archer

She was pretty She was smart She was witty Yeah, she had charm Cupid shot me That’s what got me down the aisle But that match made in heaven Went straight to hell Split up our possessions Put the house [ . . . ]

The Gambler — Kenny Rogers

April 28, 2019 Jonathan Archer

On a warm summer’s evening On a train bound for nowhere I met up with a gambler We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-staring Out the window at the darkness ‘Til boredom overtook us And [ . . . ]

Taxman — The Beatles

April 14, 2019 Jonathan Archer

Let me tell you how it will be There’s one for you, nineteen for me ‘Cause I’m the taxman Yeah, I’m the taxman Should five percent appear too small Be thankful I don’t take it all ‘Cause I’m the taxman [ . . . ]

Hello — Beyoncé

March 17, 2019 Jonathan Archer

I love the way you walk into the room Body shining, lighting up the place And when you talk, everybody stop ‘Cause they know you know just what to say And the way that you protect your friends Baby, I [ . . . ]

Ka Ching — Shania Twain

January 27, 2019 Jonathan Archer

We live in a greedy little worldThat teaches every little boy and girlTo earn as much as they can possiblyThen turn around and spend it foolishlyWe’ve created us a credit card messWe spend the money that we don’t possessOur religion [ . . . ]

Buy Me a Boat — Chris Janson

December 2, 2018 Jonathan Archer

I ain’t rich, but I damn sure wanna be Working like a dog all day ain’t working for me I wish I had a rich uncle that’d kick the bucket And I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett [ . . . ]

Money Honey — Lady Gaga

October 12, 2018 Jonathan Archer

That’s M-O-N-E-Y So sexy Damn, I love the Jag, the jet, and the mansion And I enjoy the gifts and the trips to the islands It’s good to live expensive, you know it But my knees get weak, intensive When [ . . . ]

Forget You — Cee-Lo Green

September 23, 2018 Jonathan Archer

I see you driving ’round town With the girl I love And I’m like: Forget you I guess the change in my pocket Wasn’t enough I’m like: Forget you And forget her, too You said, if I was richer, I’d still [ . . . ]

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